Happened To Happen, Not For Naught

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Anthony is inspired this week; by art, by Jack Handey and by one JRVP fan who makes a Bones and All decision everyone can appreciate.

BetterHelp.com/JRVP

HelloTushy.com/JRVP

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, two pre-rolls.
0:04.4	Drop that mop.
0:05.8	You know what would really benefit
0:07.1	from some spring cleaning your butthole.
0:10.8	Do it as part of the human body.
0:12.5	Switching from wasteful toilet paper
0:14.1	to a sustainable Hello Tushy today,
0:17.1	gets your bottom twice as sparkly
0:19.0	while cleaning up your impact on the planet.
0:21.3	I've got a Hello Tushy,
0:22.8	but hey, you should too.
0:23.8	Go to hellotushy.com slash JRPP.
0:26.8	Use the promo code JRPP
0:28.6	to get 10% off,
0:29.7	plus free shipping on your first bidet order.
0:32.4	That's HelloTushy.com slash JRPP for 10% off.
0:38.0	You can also visit betterhelp.com slash JRPP today
0:41.5	to get 10% off your first month.
0:44.3	If you're thinking of starting therapy,
0:45.9	give better help a try.
0:47.8	That's betterhelp.
0:49.1	H-E-L-P.com slash JRPP.
	...

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