Hannah Gadsby

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Hannah Gadsby feels confused about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Hannah and Conan sit down to talk about her new show 'Douglas,' the pitfalls of self-deprecation, breaking the comedy code with ‘Nanette,’ reacting to her mother in the audience, and needing to not care. Plus, sparks fly between Conan and producer Matt Gourley as they once again Review the Reviewers. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. This episode is sponsored by Heinz Mayonnaise, Airbnb (www.airbnb.com/Experiences), Away (www.awaytravel.com/conan2019 code: CONAN2019), Instacart (www.instacart.com code: CONAN10), State Farm (1-800-STATE-FARM), Chrysler (www.pacificaconan.com), Hair Club (www.hairclub.com/CONAN), and Mizzen+Main (www.comfortable.af code: CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hello, my name is Hannah Gadsby.
0:08.3	I'm not confused about Tee and Kona, Brian's friend.
0:33.9	Hey, welcome to Kona, Brian's a friend.
0:45.0	How are you, Sonna?
0:49.0	Why do you have your fingers up at your mouth?
0:50.6	I don't know.
0:51.6	I was biting my nails because I'm a nail-biter.
0:53.7	Are you a nail-biter?
0:54.7	Yeah, I'm sucks.
0:56.2	You know, when we were kids and we would suck our thumb and our mom wanted us to stop,
1:00.7	we took that clear stuff that you strengthened your fingernails with, that varnish and she
1:05.1	put it on our thumbs.
1:06.2	Oh, really?
1:07.2	And when we put our mouths, but then the problem is that reflexively my thumb would go into
1:11.8	my mouth at night and then I would wake up with all of this.
1:15.2	Oh.
1:16.2	Yeah, but here's the kicker to the story.
1:18.2	I was 24th.
1:19.6	Oh.
1:20.6	I'm not surprised.
1:23.4	Yeah, she did the right thing.
1:24.7	I was sleeping in a giant crib, but that's a, that was more of a sexual thing for me.
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