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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Mother Knows Best.

What kind of podcast is this?

You tell us.

Who is a host a mother podcast, a mother-daughter intro podcast.

Wow.

What is it?

You tell me. A mother podcast at Barstool Sports.

You are a barstool employee. Yes. Oh, we had a very exciting meeting. What? What are you doing?

This is just, your mic is falling down. No, it's like, are my hands that week? Okay, that's my boomer move.

The arthritis? My freaking hand. Hand do hand can do shit yeah oh i did notice

at dinner the other night you're like rub being gay on your knuckles yeah it helped does it what do you

have arthritis yeah from what age it's hereditary yeah probably but i think as you get older a lot of

people do so what one of my friends told me one of the reasons her mom had to move into assisted living was because she can't button her clothes. And I'm like, shit, that's going to be me. Do you want to go in assisted living? Not for not being able to button my clothes. But you always tell me like, don't forget. And I'm like, what am I not forgetting? Oh, I don't want to be a burden. Oh, right. So put you in assisted living when you become a burden?

No, before. tell me like don't forget and I'm like what am I not forgetting oh I don't want to be a burden oh right so put you in assisted living when you become a burden no before prior to becoming a burden

yes so when you can't remember I got to put you in one now I know you can that's why that's scary

no when do you when do like when really do I put you on it? But you're okay going into assisted living?

Do you want to go to like a nice one, like one on the beach or you want to go in Oklahoma City?

You want to go to New York?

Where do you want to go?

Well, I want to go where it's kind of good.

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