Oh, praise BL's above. What's the fucking crack?

Hello, this is The Blind By Podcast.

And before we begin, I'm gonna read out a piece of sharp prose that was submitted

by pop singer, Jade Terawal from the group Little Mix.

And the 9th of May 2018, I placed a Fitbit and the neck of a Heron.

It was given to me by my cousin Dennis from my 27th birthday.

It was given to me by my cousin Dennis from me to place on my wrist and monitor my

health and fitness.

But I chose to wrap the Fitbit around the neck of a Heron.

And the Fitbit app I could monitor from a distance, the Heron's heartbeat.

The Heron frequented a collection of puddles behind my flat and lived a type of dead

sickamortry.

The average heartbeat for the Heron is 48 beats per minute.

Most days, the Heron's heart would beat between 44 and 50 beats per minute.

But some days, its heart would beat as much as 60 beats per minute.

And those days, I would feel energized and happy.

But when the Heron's heart beat returned to normal pace, I would feel sad and despondent

on those days.

So I began to startle the Heron by fashioning a suit made from loud metal and some bells.

I would parade around the back of my flats in the metal and bells suit, making a proud

din, startling the Heron until it screamed and I would feel jy, and I would monitor its

elevated heartbeat using the Fitbit app, elation and pleasure coursing its way through my

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