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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Hank Called In Sick

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Hello Everyone! Unfortunately we're not able to bring you a new episode this week. Hank is sick and unable to record. That said, he's home cuddling his favorite blanky, complaining a lot and drinking vitamin C infused beers. We're sure to be back next week! Hambone!

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0:00.0

Check, 1-1-2, check 1-2, check 1-2, 2-3, check,

0:07.0

all right, I didn't want to deprive any of our usual sound check opening.

0:12.0

It is just me right now a little bit of a weird week. Hank

0:16.4

is under the weather so he is called in sick and I know I know the the gall of

0:22.2

somebody calling in sick who only works an hour a week.

0:26.0

But hey, it's a power move. I respect it, especially since we're getting so much done around the office this week.

0:32.0

Honestly, Jake and I... especially since we're getting so much done around the office this week.

0:33.2

Honestly, Jake and I have not had to deal with,

0:37.2

beer o'clock.

0:39.0

It's 9 a.m.

0:40.8

So we're going to take the week off and in solidarity with Hank.

0:45.0

And you should feel empowered to do so as well.

0:48.0

Just call up the boss, say hey, I'm not coming in, it's a trying time. I don't know if you heard about Hank he got a bad batch of pale ale

0:56.7

I mean, it's just it's just going through them like a river like a river of hops I don don't think I can concentrate on my work, on those

1:06.3

spreadsheets, knowing the hell Hank's going through right now. I'm gonna

1:11.6

I'm gonna stay home, I'm to log off, I need to be

1:15.0

there for Hank and by there I mean on my couch. Hank would appreciate it.

1:19.0

Hank did have a message for the audience and he wanted me to pass it along.

1:24.2

It reads like this, Please God make it stop.

1:29.0

It just keeps coming.

1:31.0

Both ends.

1:32.4

Please, please make it stop. Well, I'm sure he's going to be just fine.

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