This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. We are not

to live this week. This is a pre-record. So please don't text the show or your text will disappear

into the ESA, which would be awful. However, you can still follow the show on Twitter and Instagram

at Frank on the radio and you can email the show via the Absolute Radio website. That's certainly true.

What good will come of it is anyone's guess. Good morning. Yes, morning, Frank. Not actually

morning. He's still morning. I really appreciate lifelong mockney red. I can't imagine what

I've had to say. I didn't know you were a wine drinker. What if there was actually a bottle called

lifelong mockney red? Imagine the colour serves with disapprove. Well, there was a very fashionable

a while back. Wasn't it to have sort of grumpy mum wine or cats? What would I say? Yes.

It's part of that, what's that trendy advertising called where it's a bit matey. You know, like on

smoothies where it goes, oh, we're made of 12 oranges and three grapefruit guys. Yeah.

Sort of stuff. I don't want to be friend the things I'm about to see. I don't know. You're supposed

to read it out in that voice, by the way. I might call you next time I have a smoothie. It's part of

the sort of disruption I believe. That's what it's called. Lifelong mockney red says, Steve, can we

do that again, please? Pre-recorded, you say. Oh, as a reference to you, which I like, Frank.

Okay. So it means that, but we still won't rerecord anything. Let's face it, we'll still leave all

the rubbish in. I just think people have got used to that. It's good for the light and shade,

isn't it? I think that you're, you know, when you have a Turkish coffee, you are happy to leave

that stuff in the bottle. It gave you flavour and it needed to be there, but you don't actually want

to consume it. That's all it is. No, I like out. You refer to it as that stuff.

It's very burning. I don't know what it is. What's the Bosnian Turkish coffee?

I don't know. It's like our version of the Ballet Link course.

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