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Hi, this is Mike Peskin.

This is Slate Sports Podcast.

Hang up and listen for the week of April 7th, 2014.

On this week's show, we'll talk about the NCAA men's final four.

Actually, the final two.

The women's final two. If two teams are playing in the NCAA tournament, we are going to talk about them. And in the world of soccer, the

possible relegation of Fulham and one of the greatest sporting slash contest events going

Monopoly, everything about Monopoly, and I'll focus the question this way. Monopoly does it suck? I'm joined from Washington, D.C. by Stefan Fatsis, author of the book's Word Freak in a few seconds of Panic, and the Friday Sports Correspondent for NPR's All Things Considered. And next to me is our guest panelist for the vacationing Josh. I will introduce the guest panelist in a second. But say, I was thinking about this, Stefan.

Josh right now is spending time in the country where we've spent the most time together.

And that includes the USA.

It's not the USA.

Josh is in South Africa.

Would you say that's true, Stefan?

I would say that's true, Mike.

Yes.

I mean, we spent a lot of, we spent a lot of emotional time together in the United States. No, but physically in each other's presence. We're more South African friends than U.S. friends. Mary Palat is a reporter for the New York Times who covers, I was looking at the things you cover. I'm going to say you cover contests. Yes. More so than sports. Out of Idod stuff, and you're writing a book on Monopoly?

Yes.

Do you know what the title's going to be?

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