Handy On An Airplane

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Smuggling turtles across international borders, getting a handy on a plane, getting a new puppy, address his foot fetish, and the best move you'll ever hear to land a kiss. Joe and Ilya are back this week with the heat, hope you dig it!

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0:00.0	Let's fucking suck some dick some grass from titties.
0:02.3	That's not what we do here on the Lightways podcast and if you're a first-time listener, I'm honestly sorry that you heard that.
0:07.5	haha
0:08.5	haha
0:09.7	haha
0:10.7	Yeah, I don't know what came up.
0:12.4	That was like you came out of the gate fucking hot, bro.
0:14.8	Honestly, I thought of it on the way here and I'm like, ah, it's gonna be so-
0:17.8	You can save him that all day!
0:18.8	Yeah, that's what I have prepared.
0:20.9	haha
0:21.9	I'm just gonna stay quiet the rest of the time.
0:23.9	Well, looking back to Lightways guys, my name is Ilya, that's Joe.
0:26.7	We've been separated for I think 10 days now, 11 days and I'm really excited to talk to you.
0:32.1	Ilya took a romantic getaway to the Dominican Republic with his mom.
0:36.0	And dad.
0:37.0	Oh, three way.
0:38.0	Yep.
0:39.0	How was that?
0:40.0	It was good.
0:41.0	You look tan-a-shit.
0:43.0	Thank you, thank you.
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