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The Commercial Break

Handy Me Down

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode.

  • Bryan loves a British comedy
  • But he doesn’t get the jokes
  • The thousand pound sisters
  • Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks
  • He's having a come to jesus
  • Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible
  • The hypocrisy of it all
  • Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome
  • Recommended EPMs
  • POISON JIZZ
  • Cum courier
  • Bryan bought a pocket pussy
  • And that's on being non returnable
  • The world’s most horrifying hand me down
  • Mountain Monsters!
  • We’re goin’ to Tucky
  • The closet in the cornfield?
  • Heavy sighs from Huck
  • We gotta roll out, boys

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  • Creator: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
  • Producer: Christina A.
  • Producer: Gustavo B.

Transcript

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0:00.0

No more saying cuss words guys it's inappropriate and violent.

0:09.2

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:14.0

Yeah this isn't Rent the Runway. You can't send back your pocket pussy.

0:17.0

You can't really hand me down to someone either.

0:21.0

No, it's not like I'm going to give it to my kid at 13 and be like, son, my father and my father's

0:26.4

father used to fuck this small truck. Now you're going to fuck it too.

0:31.6

That's it handed down from generation.

0:37.0

This is a hand me down.

0:39.0

Hand me down.

0:40.0

You know what I'm saying son? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:50.0

Yeah boy.

0:52.0

Oh yeah, guys again, welcome back to the commercial break.

0:55.0

I'm Brian Green.

0:56.0

This is my beautiful co-host,

0:58.0

Kristen Joy, only, best to you, Chris Ann.

1:00.0

And best to you, Brian.

1:01.0

And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

1:04.0

Okay, we were talking last episode about this poop transplant shit that we were talking about.

1:10.0

I know, I'm going to bring it back up just for a second because I just learned that here in our own town

1:15.6

There are companies facilities that are willing to pay

1:19.6

$500 per specimen for research on this fecal matter transplant.

1:27.6

FMT.

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