Handshakes and Business Cards [RE-AIR EPISODE]

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Mcelroy, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Schmanners, Etiquette, History Of Etiquette, Society & Culture, Travis Mcelroy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Hello Internet! We are on BABY LEAVE! In the mean time, please enjoy this classic Shmanners episode! ----------------------------- Oh hello! Put 'er there friend! What's that? You need to learn about manners? Here, take our card! We're in the etiquette teaching business! This week is all about handshakes and business cards. How hard do you need to shake a hand? What's the deal with weird shaped business cards? When is it ok to hand out cards? What do you do when you're supposed to shake hands with someone who is ill? What if you've got sweaty palms? What about if you're visiting another country? All this and more! Enjoy and don't forget to tell a friend!

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0:00.0	Hello internet. I'm your husband goes Travis Mcroy and this week we are on baby
0:06.3	leave. I wanted to hop in real quick and say a couple things. First, everybody's
0:11.8	doing great. Baby's doing great.
0:13.0	Babies doing great, mama's doing great,
0:17.0	and me and Bibi are doing great as well.
0:19.0	We're getting as much sleep as I suppose could be hoped for.
0:24.0	Also, this is a re-air episode, so it's possible that you have heard this one before
0:30.0	but I think it is an oldie and a goodie. So if you've heard this one and you love it, this is a great opportunity to share it with somebody else.
0:38.0	Now, on with the show. Put her there, Theresa?
0:42.0	Put what there? You're Schmannners! Hello internet, I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.
1:05.0	And I'm your wife host, Theresa McElroy.
1:09.0	And I'm your wife host, Theresa Mcroy. And you're listening to Schmanners.
1:10.0	It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.
1:13.7	Hello Teresa.
1:14.7	Hello Travis.
1:15.7	Thank you for joining me here at the microphone phones.
1:18.7	But of course.
1:19.7	I'm honored for you to be there. Oh, what the people at home can't see is this entire time I'm just
1:25.8	shaking Theresa's hand. Like I'm doing the two-handed I went for the grab.
1:30.8	Violently and roughly shaking my hand. I am going to pull one of her shoulders out of its socket.
1:35.0	It's going to knock my brain loose.
1:37.6	Just shake, shake, shake, shake,
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