Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and those who don't identify as either, you are listening

to Ratchet and Respectable.

From Paris, I moved y'all, I finally did it.

Do you remember a couple years ago when I was still living in LA and I was doing the Ratchet

and Respectable merchandising for my apartment?

I had boxes and t-shirts and sweatshirts everywhere and I was like, I feel like I'm living in

a storage locker and I was like, I need to move and remember, I moved into a new place

in the same building and then I moved back like two weeks later because I hated the apartment

and I thought I was so crazy because I was like, who moves and then moves back and then

I was thinking about how like I'd moved from DC and then I moved to LA and I was like,

this is not who I am.

Like I am a stable person and I lived in Brooklyn for 17 years total.

I stayed in the first place for two years and the second place for 15 years.

I'd love that everyone would come to my house and would know which drawer to open to

like get the silverware or they would know where to grab the ketchup from because I was

the stable friend and now my ass moves every three months, maximum six months.

Gone is the longest time I've ever actually stayed, lived in one place.

All throughout all of these travels, I've never actually stayed put in the same city for

more than three weeks.

Who am I?

I preferred this version of myself but still I told you I moved out of my apartment in

London and then moved into a hotel.

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