4.4 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2018
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Kelly & Molly need a tuna melt because they're so stressed out by the premiere of The Handmaid's Tale Season 2 on Hulu. They confirm that 9/11 was not an inside joke, comment on the muzzled Handmaidibal Lecter look, discover 4 bonus stages of grief with Elisabeth Moss' face acting, continue Doofy Guardian Watch 2018, auto-tune their pants, wonder if Gilead has pregnancy sniffer dogs, ring the knocked up bell, declare that white women are always pregnant, check their non-chained privilege and announce a new book called Mike Pence & the Dying Star. Don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, join the conversation on our Facebook page, and then recommend us to all your friends!
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0:00.0 | I'm Aunt Kelly Anakin |
0:08.3 | And I'm Molly of Mitchell Sanchez. |
0:10.4 | We're here to take birth control and talk about the Handmaids tale. |
0:13.4 | We are all out of birth control. |
0:15.1 | Thanks, Trump. |
0:15.9 | This is read all over. |
0:17.1 | Your handy Handmaid's Tale recap. |
0:18.7 | Blessed be the fruit. |
0:19.7 | I'm so upset. |
0:20.8 | My belly hurts. |
0:22.5 | I know. |
0:23.1 | You wouldn't even eat my delicious chili. |
0:24.8 | And I'm starving. |
0:27.2 | I think I am percolating, like, not to be graphic, but like a stress movement. |
0:31.5 | You didn't eat my delicious chili mac, even when I showed you my other friend that I |
0:35.0 | have chained up in the basement. |
0:36.8 | Because she wouldn't eat my chili mac that I have chained up in the basement because she wouldn't |
0:37.8 | need my chilling back. I know. I'm sorry. My regrets to Carla, but I also, I could not eat it. No, |
0:43.2 | man, this first episode of this show is brutal. And it's like I'm like surprised. Not surprised? |
0:50.8 | Every time I show up expecting it to be something and it just punches me in the face. |
0:57.4 | So, okay. |
0:58.2 | You know, we'll get like to the recap proper, but I have some questions for you. |
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