Han Solo vs Austin Powers
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
One of the most bizarre match ups we've ever put together as a sci-fi legend meets comedy spy with everything on the line!
Will the nerfherder himself Han Solo (Repped by James) outwit and outsmart his way to victory or will the Shagadelic superspy Austin Powers (Repped by Ray) mojo his way to the win? What said in this battle will guest judge Delvin Cox feel spurs the champion to be crowned?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Legion of Audience, this is James, and before we get started today I wanted to take |
| 0:05.4 | a second and let you all know about the brand new Who Would Win Patreon. |
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| 0:12.2 | seen before, go to patreon.com slash Who Would Win Show right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Who would win patrons while the access to outtake videos, early info on battles, and |
| 0:20.6 | even get a vote on characters that we'll use in upcoming episodes. |
| 0:24.1 | So if you'd like to support me and the show, head to patreon.com slash Who Would Win Show, |
| 0:28.2 | cover as little as 5 bucks a month, you can define yourself as more than just a fan. |
| 0:32.4 | You'll be an official member of the Legion. |
| 0:35.0 | Hope to see you there. |
| 0:41.8 | With the galaxy put back into place and the Empire defeated, for now. |
| 0:47.7 | Han Solo goes back to his old ways as a smuggler. |
| 0:52.6 | Confirming illicit goods from one side of the galaxy to the other, Han stops for a respite |
| 0:58.6 | in an isolated watering hole on the edge of space. |
| 1:03.1 | Han sits down to enjoy a moment of solitude when a voice can be heard directing itself at |
| 1:09.3 | him. |
| 1:10.3 | Hey baby, I've got orders to bring you in. |
| 1:13.2 | Let's just keep it groovy baby, yeah. |
| 1:18.4 | Han whips around with his blaster ready, for he'd rather be frozen again than go without |
| 1:24.3 | a fight. |
| 1:26.3 | It's smuggler versus spy, it's last name made up versus middle name danger. |
| 1:33.0 | It's Han Solo versus Austin Powers, today on Who Would Win? |
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