Hamnet 🍿 🎭
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
The boys are watching Hamnet this week after it’s been chosen by Patreon! 🎭
Colson has left VueBolton behind and has upgrabed to the Everyman, its the Bernaise burger on the menu! 🍔 🍿
How will he cope with Shakespeare?
Has Ben been to the Globe? Will Jessie Buckley win the Oscar?
And Jack is in the Box Office is back with stats on if Hamnet has been a hit!! 🍿
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to on the sofa with me Colson. |
| 0:13.0 | Me, Joe. |
| 0:14.0 | Me, but I feel now I should be with swap seats and I feel I should be now. |
| 0:19.9 | Me Colson, be Ben, me, Jay. Moved higher up the star in list. Try it if you want. No, don't. Keep it the same because I won't be able to remember. He's sure? Yeah. So it's me Colson. Moan. Mo'Jat. Moan. Me, Ben. On the sofa is our podcast where the three of us from the world of film and TV. Pass us a Moam, Jack. Talk all things film and TV. Apple. This is Wednesday. So it is our film episode. I'm trying to do my job here. Mo-Wam. Try to do my job. What did I say? Mo-am. You say Mau-M. It's a Mau-am. Mo-A-M. in Pontefract. What are you saying? Moam. You say Mauam, I say Moam. Moam. And they're made in Pontifract. What are you saying? Mauam. Moam. Mauam. Mauam and they're made in Pontifract. If you were going up for a job as a presenter, you would have to do it under conditions, which weren't perfect. And one of them would be me and Jack asking for sweets. |
| 1:11.9 | So this is basically an audition. |
| 1:14.2 | I carried on, did I? |
| 1:15.7 | I carried on. |
| 1:16.7 | This is Wednesday. |
| 1:17.7 | Wednesday is our film episode. |
| 1:19.2 | In our film episode, we talk what we love, hated and rated about a film. |
| 1:23.8 | This week's film has been chosen by our people on Patreon top tier, and they voted for us to watch Hamnets. |
| 1:31.4 | Jackie P. |
| 1:32.3 | On behalf of the Patrions, would you like to give us a synopsis? |
| 1:36.8 | I can do. |
| 1:37.4 | I'll attempt one. |
| 1:39.6 | England, 1500s. |
| 1:42.8 | Hello. |
| 1:43.8 | Started off. And you know what? Last week. There was fire. Robert was good, Juan. He smashed it. Professional slit. Do you know what? He smashed it. We didn't really give him like the parameters and he smashed it. Yeah. Anyway, England 1500s. Ye old. Ye old. Mud. |
| 2:01.0 | Sticks. |
| 2:01.9 | Yeah, we're out in the country. |
| 2:04.3 | There's a boy meets girl. |
| 2:06.3 | Hot. |
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