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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Today JB Smoove and Miles remind you to do your part. Today’s Quote: “You have no excuses not to change the world.” - Barack Obama (Keep Calm and Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing) Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

New day, new, you wake your way. Only straw straws in the mud, they do fuckin' gratitude.

0:07.0

Be mine. Listen to me, I elaborate. Daily wisdom from me. J.B. Smooth.

0:20.0

Wanna talk about something?

0:22.0

Grope spurs are motherfuckin' day?

0:27.0

Now, I'm not just talkin' about height.

0:30.0

I'm not talkin' about a goofy ass kid who was five foot six, then went to sleep one night,

0:35.0

and that's my fuckin' woke up six-ten. Start a fuckin' basketball team.

0:40.0

I'm talkin' about real fuckin' growth.

0:44.0

Yeah. You want the type of growth spurt that when people look at you, they're like,

0:49.0

who the fuck are you? Where's my friend? Where's my son? Where's my husband?

0:57.0

Where's my uncle, my auntie?

1:00.0

Grope is more than just fuckin' height.

1:04.0

You changed everything about you. That's your fuckin' growth. That's your fuckin' spurt.

1:09.0

Phew. Shit, man.

1:12.0

People can't even identify your ass no more. They don't know what a fuck you are,

1:17.0

but growth has overgrown everything about you.

1:21.0

Wanna talk about my ass? You grow so much, man.

1:24.0

You become a big little brother. You don't outgrow your fuckin' big brother.

1:30.0

That's crazy. That's hurtful. That's fuckin' hurtful.

1:33.0

That's frightful to the big brother.

1:35.0

I gotta say, listen to what you were saying, and I just think that's a nightmare to wake up,

1:40.0

and then everyone goes, who are you? That's a Twilight Zone episode.

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