HAMMER - Lockdown Special - Crossover with SCP Archives

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.” A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your hands! HERE COMES THE SOAP A collaboration with Listen. Rinse. Repeat. With: Alan Burgon Written by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. HAMMER A collaboration with SCP archives. With Julia C. Thorne and Atticus Jackson. Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager. Music by Tom Rory Parson. Showrunner: Pacific Obediah Producer: Tom Owen Presented by Bloody Disgusting. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello dear Amelia listeners, it's Philip and apologies for the scrappy audio quality.
0:06.8	If you can hear my kids in the background, that's because I'm not in the studio, I'm coming to you
0:12.1	from my bedroom in Paris where I'm currently in week two of the lockdown.
0:20.5	I hope that you are okay wherever in the world you are listening to this
0:24.8	Hope you are healthy hope you're keeping safe keeping entertained and washing your hands
0:32.2	And speaking of washing hands you will be happy to know that the interviewer
0:36.4	is washing his hands very diligently take a listen.
0:40.8	Here comes the soup, bumbles and hope.
0:46.0	Washing my hands is much better than...
0:50.0	Oh, dope!
0:52.0	Ha! I like the litter ski,
0:55.0	Cocoa and cream tea.
0:58.0	I don't like Corona and it won't catch me.
1:07.0	Albina?
1:09.0	Albina?
1:10.0	Are we supposed to wash our hands for 30 seconds or 30 minutes?
1:15.0	Ah, Elvina, we're out of soup.
1:19.0	So there's a little song you can sing as you scrub your hands and if you want more like this check out the upcoming show
1:27.3	Listen rinse repeat which features 30 second songs, stories, poems by a diverse bunch of audio fiction creators,
1:38.8	including ourselves. You'll be able to find that on any podcatcher under Listen, Rin, Repeat.
1:45.0	And since podcasts are one of the forms of entertainment still permitted to us,
1:50.0	we've decided to re-release a little bonus episode.
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