Nobody ever wins that way. Nobody. Nobody. I can't believe it happened to me. So gambling stuff, that's the

Twitter handle where you can find the degenerates next door. I'm Jason Hammer by the way.

I won half of the Hammer and Nigel afternoon show. So this past weekend was a thing called

Week Zero of college football. It was a soft rollout, so to speak. There was like four, maybe five games. And we picked a couple of those games on the podcast. And Rob went 2 and 0. I went 1 and 1. So the brain trust between us, 3 and 1, which is pretty solid. And I'm not getting ahead of myself. It's like if the pirates would have started the season 2 and O.

Maybe they did. I don't know. You know it's not going to last, but you're going to celebrate it for a week. And that's the thing about the gambling with football season. You got a whole week to celebrate or a whole week to stab your eyes out. And the way you won the first bet of the year. That's right. that never happened.

I'm bad.

Nobody.

Thank you.

Nobody wins that way. way you won the first bet of the year. That's right. That never happened. I'm bad.

Nobody. Nobody wins that way. People always get beat that way, but nobody ever wins.

Yeah. So it was Iowa State and Kansas State. I took the under 50 and a half. And I told you guys it

just shortly after halft, because they hadn't scored

many points in the game. I said, you watch, I will find a way to lose this game. And then we got

a little group chat with our professionals and, and then they just started scoring points.

And I, and I just, I left. I was, I have had enough. I've seen this play out before. I'm not

going to watch myself fail.

Just let me know when I failed.

And Hammer, would you like to tell everybody on how for once I didn't fail?

So there was a play in the closing minute, you know, two minutes of the game.

It's an Iowa State player diving for the go line.

And if he scores the touchdown, that's it.

Cash the over, robs a loser.

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