Good morning, it is 1049. It's Kendall and Casey on 93 WIBC. We have kicked Rob Kendall

out of the studio. He's going to go get his blood pressure checked, which I think is

a good idea in his place. Brad Koffenstein is going to sit in for the last hour with

this, but Hammer is in the studio from the Hammer and Nigel program and you want to have

a little fun today, don't you? So this is a bit that we've done before, like this is

the season where you're hearing all of these attack ads, right? We've talked about the

one Jefferson Shreve has against boss hog set. I am responsible, which is a great ad

by the way, but they all kind of have the same formula. There's like scary music, a deep

voice narrator and a lot of different things. So we decided we're going to do this on the

fly because I feel like I have the gift of doing these things better than anybody else

in the city. And I'm still disappointed. The Shreve campaign didn't hire me to write

these ads against boss hog set. Yeah, you are talented. You have a skill. Not many people

could do this live on the fly, but you're the guy. So let's go to the phone lines here.

Caller number three. Welcome to the Kindle and Casey show. What's your name? Hey, Hammer,

this is Brian. Brian, my man. How are you doing today? Awesome, buddy. How are you? Good.

So here's what's going to happen, Brian. I'm going to ask you some questions. Casey, Brad

might ask you some questions just so we can get some information. All right. Okay.

All right. Where are you from, Brian? What city? Greenwood. Green wood. Okay. And approximately,

you don't have to give the exact age, but how old are you, Brian? 55. Double five. Double

nickel. Brian, Brian, you have any ex wives? No, just the one. Okay. Still the wife. Okay.

So still married. That woman, he married that one time. Yeah. So little Brian's running around

anywhere? Two kids. They're almost grown. Okay. And what do you do for a living, Brian?

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