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The Amelia Project

HAMMER - Crossover with SCP Archives - Lockdown Special

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2020

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.” A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your hands! HERE COMES THE SOAP A collaboration with Listen. Rinse. Repeat. With: Alan Burgon Written by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. HAMMER A collaboration with SCP archives. With Julia C. Thorne and Atticus Jackson. Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager. Music by Tom Rory Parson. Showrunner: Pacific Obediah Producer: Tom Owen Presented by Bloody Disgusting. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative

0:07.0

and you have to go in search of your creative spark again. Maybe this is catching up with creative

0:11.9

friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.

0:16.0

And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.

0:21.0

Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free.

0:27.0

At Tesco get one liter spirits including Smyroff Gordon's and Captain Morgan for only 18 pounds, down from

0:34.9

24 pounds with club card prices. Tis the season to let it flow responsibly.

0:40.2

Tesco, every little helps.

0:42.0

Drinkaware. UK18 18 plus majority of large stores

0:44.4

ends 31st of December, exclude Scotland, Wales Express and

0:47.0

Wush Club Card required.

0:48.2

Hello dear Amelia listeners, it's Philip and

0:51.9

apologies for the scrappy audio quality if you can hear my kids in the background

0:56.7

That's because I'm not in the studio. I'm coming to you from my bedroom in Paris where I'm currently in week two of the lockdown.

1:08.6

I hope that you are okay wherever in the world you are listening to this.

1:13.4

Hope you are healthy,

1:15.0

hope you're keeping safe,

1:16.7

keeping entertained and washing your hands.

1:20.6

And speaking of washing hands,

1:21.9

you will be happy to know that the interviewer is washing his hands very diligently.

1:28.0

Take a listen.

1:30.0

Here comes the soap, bubbles and hope.

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