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Hello, my dear sweet children of Linda, Tizai D. Trustle and now we're listening to the Duncan

Trustle Family Hour podcast.

Please do announce that I just finished my third feeding session at the Cantal Institute

in downtown Brooklyn.

I'm just going to play a quick, quick public service announcement from the Sweeties over

there and then we're going to jump right into this live podcast recorded at the Bellhouse

in Brooklyn.

I knew when I woke up that morning that something had to change.

I stood in front of the mirror and realized that not before I had ground my teeth so much

that I had no more teeth in my mouth, there was just a pile of old teeth dust.

Also, my fingers had been exploratory than that before and while I slept they went

places that I did not want them to go and there was a general funk all over my hands.

A funk I could not wash off.

My husband saw me and he said, Gene, if something doesn't change and I'm afraid our marriage

might be over, that's when I knew it was time to call the Cantal Institute.

It's time to wake up, come a Cantal Institute.

Your wife is going to be fantastic.

Linda's undercarriage is covered in nipples.

When they wheeled me up to that undercarriage I could not believe how many beautiful nipples

there were for me to choose from.

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