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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and I'm joined by Cass Page as always.

As always, except for sometimes.

Except for sometimes, but mostly I'm joined by Cass Page.

And also, sometimes, but not always, as, uh, uh, let me, I can get there.

Uh, where, cause sometimes it's, we usually, uh, Zoe B is here.

Heck! I missed you.

I missed you too. Zoe B pottin. Oh, Zoe B is here. I missed you. I missed you too. Zoe B. Podden. Aw. Zoe B. Here. Right now. I feel like that's a voice I haven't done a little while. Hey, what's up everybody? What's the voice? Just an American accent going, whoa. I love Valley Girl Hayden. This is crazy. Yeah, it's kind of Valley Girlish.

I feel like it's a voice you do a lot when you're like a kid playing around. Oh yeah, that is kids playing around voice. Yeah. Because all the TV is from over there. Yeah. So you go, I'm pretending. I'll pretend to be on TV. Yeah. Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to my YouTube channel.

I mean, it's like, it's logical

steps because you're like, I'm pretending on TV. Yeah. Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to my YouTube channel.

Yeah.

I mean, it's like, it's logical steps because you're like, I'm pretending, so I'm going to do the voice of people who I know are pretending. Yeah. Yeah. That is absolutely not what I thought TV was for a really long time. You thought TV was real? Yeah. Yeah, I really love TV. I also thought the sims, I was really confused about the Simpsons going to visit Australia because they were in Australia in my mind because I did not know the concept of other countries. Yeah. How old were you? Oh, 10. Way too old because I don't know about other countries. Maybe like, seven. That's so old that it's not your fault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just... Stupid in a new way, which is cool. Stupid in a new way. I was... I had this, like, beautiful flashback memory to, like, the most embarrassing thing I ever did as a child, and I'm going to share it with you guys. But I also would like you guys to share the most embarrassing thing you ever did as a child.

Okay.

I'll try it.

Good.

Good.

So when I was, like, maybe in grade three, I had learned about French kissing, but I had not learned about what French kissing meant to, like, to do the action. I just thought it was a big kiss to someone you really liked. That's kind of what it is. You're not really wrong.

But not in a romantic sense. Oh, right. So I tried to French kiss my teacher. Now, can you explain

what you mean by that? Because you didn't know about the kissing bit you say. When you say try, can you explain what you mean by that?

Because you didn't know about the kissing bit you say.

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