Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly.

And it's Big J. Okerson.

We're actually a full radio show on Series XM,

not just the podcast.

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And now, The Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.

Introducing the perfect travel companion.

The leather scroll made with fine Italian waterproof leather.

Whether you're a seasoned masterbader or just starting out,

this leather scroll will keep all your jizz from hitting you

and make cleaning easy, quick and secure.

Crafted with care and attention to detail,

this leather scroll is not only functional,

but also a work of art.

The Italian leather is soft to the touch,

yet durable enough to withstand the rigors of travel

and the toughest of jizz.

And that's not all.

With the leather scroll, you also get a matching leather notebook,

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