0:00.0	Sands Pants Radio
0:01.5	One time I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a screwdriver
0:05.1	while trying to open a box of an old woman's ashes.
0:10.9	Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:13.8	I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Tom Walker.
0:17.4	And today's topic is ham.
0:19.5	Haem! Yeah! Walker. And today's topic is ham. I don't know what I picked ham.
0:30.3	Thin pig.
0:32.7	Sounds like you picked it in the moment.
0:34.9	I've never heard a word be said at the exact same time as it was thought.
0:39.2	The age appeared in the mind as the same time it came out the mouth.
0:44.2	You said that with the vigor of the man that invented the word ham.
0:47.6	What do we call this bit of the pig?
0:49.5	Oh, how did they figure that out?
0:51.0	That's cool.
0:51.9	Thin pig young leather.
0:53.5	Ham?
0:53.8	Ham. Ham? What?
0:55.0	Ham.
0:56.0	Ham.
0:57.0	Ham.
0:58.0	What is, do you guys have, hmm, similar things to me, which is a distressing incident in eating ham?
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