Ooh, imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Go tuned.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only spooky Halloween podcast that only talks about candy.

What is your name, vampire?

My name is Rafi.

And I'm Griff.

Griff reminded me that he's presenting a crime today, so I intro us. And he's like,

it's a Halloween episode, so feel free to do something spooky. And let me tell you, you hit the nail on the head. Thank you for that. And I think the listeners I'll convey their thanks.

God, you're talented. Chiro, what the heck is up? How are you?

I'm good.

I'm reporting to you today from my childhood bedroom in upstate New York.

I'm here for a couple days, but I'm also working.

So life is good.

Happy to be here.

Being here also means that everyone around me believes that my top priority is planning my wedding, which at the moment it's not.

Very, very factual.

How about you, Griff? What's happening?

I'm good. I had a busy week with work and filmed something quickly. Just, you know, the normal maintenance of the hustle.

I thought you might be in your childhood home.

I haven't seen that background before.

You've never invited me to meet your parents is what I'm saying.

Boo.

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