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🗓️ 30 October 2023
⏱️ 128 minutes
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0:00.0 | Sometimes I think about like historical figures in Halloween and like you know how we only are celebrating Halloween now? |
0:07.8 | Uh-huh. |
0:07.8 | Like what would have it like what would Halloween been like if like Marie Antoinette got to celebrate it? |
0:12.7 | So she could have been like a sexy plague doctor. |
0:15.6 | Oh my God. |
0:16.4 | Yes. |
0:16.8 | Or she would have been honestly like she was she probably would have dressed up as like a boat. But it would have been like, it would have been like an actual boat. A boat. And like 10 people had to wheel her around. She would have been the Heidi Klum of her time with the Halloween costumes. Like way overdoing it, but like amazing at it. Yeah. And like obviously unlimited funds. Yeah. Or she, oh my God, what if she was cake? |
0:39.6 | Scandalous. |
0:40.5 | Unlayer cake. |
0:41.3 | A layer cake. |
0:42.9 | She's just like, I'm a piece of cake. |
0:43.3 | Yeah. |
0:44.5 | Because I'm never hungry. |
0:46.7 | Unlike you peasants. |
0:48.4 | Poor Marie and Twinnett. |
0:50.0 | What about like Eleanor Roosevelt? Oh my God. |
0:50.9 | She would have gone so hard, but like she would have tried to be accurate with something and it would have failed miserably. Like she would have been like, I'm a witch, but I'm actually 16th century Irish girl witch. Yeah. She would have been like the start of the witch myth. I'm a brewer. Do you know that women used to brew beer and then they became witches Because men want to take it over Oh look I see someone else |
1:11.0 | On the other side of the party |
1:11.9 | I have to talk to. |
1:12.8 | Bye Eleanor! |
1:16.8 | Ron and Nancy Reagan would have gone |
1:18.7 | as like the two things |
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