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It's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep me.

Hi, everybody. This is Sarah. And this is Sarah.

And this is Megan.

Oh, geez, Megan.

What's going on? This is Jamie, Sarah's husband.

Yeah, thank you, Jamie.

Jamie is filling in because Megan has had a shitty week.

Phil actually has an abscess tooth, I guess she said, infected tooth.

And he's been, you know, like on this fainting couch for like three days and can't do anything.

And so Megan's, and then both the other kids are sick and screaming.

Oh, man.

Phil can't get it fixed until tomorrow and is worthless. And so I don't. I'm kind of noticing I'm losing my voice here. It's just that time of year. So then I said, well, I... So it's probably all hopped up on pain pills. Yes. And his boner pills. and his, I don't know, what other pills he takes.

Human growth hormone.

He does that for sure. His

1970s East German women's steroid pills he takes, he gets from eBay. And a woman delivers it to him that has a handsome mustache.

Oh, Phil. But anyway, she just couldn't deal with life. So I just said, well, if Jamie do it and you quick thank you, you were filling in for us.

And we'll try to get that out, I mean, today, if you're listening today.

Anyway, thank you.

And Megan and Phil and I hope you're all better and all of her 800 kids, we hope feel better soon.

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