This podcast is not for you.

If you don't like laughing, crying, or being horrified at the actions of other humans,

this podcast is not for you. Happy Halloween. This is a special Halloween episode for you.

Ooh, we pulled it out of our butts at the last minute.

Oh no, she's not lying.

Well, it doesn't happen yet.

We'll see what comes out.

Okay, so we have a couple of things that we've gotten from listeners, spooky ghost stories,

different things like that that we're going to read.

We'll talk a little bit about some Halloweeny things that mean important things to us or that we find

interesting and then we will wish you all a happy trick-or-treating.

Except if you were an adult without children you are not allowed to trick-or-treat.

It's weird. Please don't be in your 20s and show up to my house after 9 PM asking for candy because I'm just going to call the police.

No, no, no, no. Nobody wants that. But we love Halloween around here. Oh we do. Portland loves Halloween. All right, Kaby, we are going to start

with a little ghost detail from our listener, Lauren. So she says, spooky Halloweeny stories,

hmm, went and did a midnight ghost hunt

at the Mansfield Reformatory in Ohio

where the Green Mile was filmed.

It was awesome.

We're both like, oh.

She says, it was awesome, deaf heard a ghost and so and Lauren also sent us like a

million pictures of her in costume that are amazing we have to ask her permission if we can use them.

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