Halloween preview, an update on cuddlers, and fake pee

Dear Albie

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Is the slutty Halloween costume phase over? What happens if your neighbor's pumpkin grows on your side of the fence? We break your heart with an old Dear Abby about an old lady who can't give away Halloween candy. Plus, all kinds of updates on cuddlers, stalkers, synthetic pee and more! Candice and Jules are here to help! Send in your questions to DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.
0:08.0	I breastfed all my children at the same time, I also breastfed my husband.
0:12.0	What?
0:13.0	And then all of a sudden, a thought creeps into my head.
0:15.0	What if I teleport to the roof?
0:17.0	You guys want to talk about boobs or a quick second?
0:19.0	So, let's jump in the very very first time in this studio.
0:21.0	We have looking at me right now.
0:24.0	Marceza, Spirley, a Marquis.
0:28.0	Marceza, Marceza.
0:30.0	Marceza, Marceza.
0:31.0	Okay.
0:32.0	We're going to move on.
0:33.0	I am not a friend of, I am that housewife maybe.
0:34.0	I am housewife.
0:35.0	I just don't see you reason for me to listen to your podcast.
0:38.0	Okay.
0:39.0	All right.
0:40.0	Well, needless to say, we wind up having sex.
0:42.0	What?
0:43.0	I think my life without television would have been drastically different.
0:48.0	Sex in a car is probably something you're not that great at.
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