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Welcome, weirdos. I'm Darren Marler and this is Weird Darkness and our annual Halloween live

screen. So glad to have all of you with me tonight. I'm going to be sharing stories as I normally do

in the podcast. But we're also going to be doing a lot more. Lots of giveaways. So be sure that you're

signed up for the Weird Darkness email newsletter. That is where I'm going to be pulling the names

from throughout the evening. And if you're watching right now, well, you've already discovered

the live stream. But in case something goes wrong with your stream, depending on where you're

watching, you can look elsewhere. I'm streaming simultaneously on the Weird Darkness Facebook page,

the Weird Darkness Twitter account and the Weird Darkness YouTube channel. So if you lose this

to him on one of those, you can switch over to another one and hopefully continue the fun.

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