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journalism. Hello and welcome to the new European podcast. My name's Richard Porre and I'm joined by

an eel, Steve Anglesey. I've got a little bit of man flu snowflakes, but I'm going to bat through. Now, if you go back through these podcasts, I don't think I've got a little bit of man flu snowflakes but I'm going to bat through.

Now if you go back through these podcasts I don't think I've ever been ill, but I reckon

we've introduced you as the ill Steve Anglesey maybe five or six times. I think so, yeah. Do you

know why I'm never ill? Why are you never ill? Because the studio's falling down around us.

It is. I'm never ill because I have

vitamins. Well, I've had vitamins this morning. You probably need to take them over a longer period,

though. That's why I'm always so full of life, bounce around like tigger. Do you take yours during

the day? I'm a tigger. Do you take yours during the numerous times during the day?

So I take, I have cod liver oil in the morning.

Ooh.

I have, what's the ones you get from oranges?

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