Hi, hello, and welcome to bad television.

I'm Dylan.

This is Pat.

Hi, and this is the Today Show.

And I'm sure you're all still concerned about Nancy Guthrie.

Currently, we have no new updates.

New update on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case.

She is still missing, and we have no updates.

Still a walking bad one. she is still missing and we have no updates. Now Pat, let's talk about this for the next block.

According to the ring camera, they were wearing masks. Have you seen this?

There was just one dude. I thought it was two. I think it's just one. Oh, she's dead.

Given the medication she's needed and how long it's been, I'd, uh, if I'm a betting man, absolutely. Isn't it a rule in true crime? Oh, Caitlin's here too, by the way. Hi, Caitlin. Ruby's not here. She's at a work function. She's very, very high up in, uh, professional services in New York City.

People up in professional services in New York City.

People are still going to be disappointed.

Isn't it a rule, though, that like in kidnappings, if you don't find people within the first 72 hours or something,

they're probably dead?

Something like that.

Also, a major rule is you never kidnap an old person or a baby because they're a hassle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Also, 70% of the time, the kidnappers are associated with the family.

Dude, I'd kidnap the shit out of an old person.

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