Halloween Buffoonery, Alison's Tour of Offensiveness, Bad Chiropractors

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this spooky Halloween episode, we discuss Alison's new habit of accidentally offending people, bad chiropractor stories, Jensen Karp's thick skin regarding comments, #AL's feelings about "Halloween buffoonery," #SnackChat involving treats from Minnesota, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Mason.

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0:00.0	And now, undead from the dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Halloween
0:08.6	on the Allison Rosen as your new best friend, show!
0:11.8	Tonight, Allison welcomes her spooky guests!
0:16.9	She was a comedian who had a passion for snack foods, which she had to ration, but recently
0:22.6	her complexion has become much bluer, and the snacks that last, they go right through
0:27.9	her.
0:28.9	And I came Jones!
0:31.6	He was a man who kept a bug out bag in case of emergency, but life hit a snag.
0:37.6	That bug out bag can't help him now.
0:40.0	The bugs are in his body and have begun to chow!
0:43.7	It's hashtag out!
0:46.8	He was a writer comedian who sold lapel pins to hipster folks who liked shits and grins.
0:53.0	When he died, good news he could continue to sell, but the bad news, no one has lapels
0:58.7	in hell.
0:59.7	It's Jensen Carp!
1:02.9	Chef Jeff is here to show you how to make your hell broth by substituting the liver
1:07.4	of blaspheming Jew with applesauce.
1:11.2	I'm her husband Daniel, and my costume every single Halloween is the same, old, entire
1:16.7	ninja turtle, saying hop on board the love herce, and say hello to your new best friend,
1:23.0	Allison Roseland.
1:53.0	You're frozen as the dimmi last ring.
1:56.7	Hello, my little Carmel apples, it's me, Allison.
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