Halloween Apples with Ophira Eisenberg

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Ophira Eisenberg joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about the worst Halloween candy, Jesse's new rock and wine notes. Check out Ophira's podcast "Parenting Is A Joke." Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use JJGO for 30% off + Free Shipping.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.1	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goe, I'm the king of rock, Jesse Thornton.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris, boy, detective.
0:15.9	I took a rock out of the ground today, Jordan.
0:18.6	Oh my gosh.
0:19.8	You would not believe this, fuck.
0:21.4	Well, am I talking to Jesse Thornton or Fred Flintstone working down at the quarry?
0:26.5	Thank you.
0:27.5	I say that I took a rock out of the ground.
0:30.0	It was me and Ruben, my neighbor.
0:33.2	He now, I'll grant you this.
0:34.8	He's 80 years old.
0:36.9	So I just want to open with the fact that I found out today that Ruben is 80 years old.
0:42.4	He looks 70 years old.
0:45.1	Looks tremendous.
0:46.1	What would you attribute that to?
0:49.2	Probably his 16-ish-year-old child.
0:52.4	I don't know.
0:54.4	Keeps you young.
0:55.4	I have a teen in the house, keeps you young.
0:58.8	It's an amazing household.
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