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Welcome to Girls on Porn, I'm Rachel.

I'm Laura.

And we love porn.

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We talk about what we love and we roast what we hate.

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This week we have a very spooky topic.

But first, an important segment.

69 Seconds of Sex News.

We've pulled headlines from the news along with local reporting to keep you informed and horny.

Here we go.

A new study shows that women's sex drives are significantly boosted by gold implants.

The gold strands up to two inches long and the width of a hair are implanted in the vaginal region to make sex more comfortable and enjoyable.

90% of the recipients of the gold thread implant said they felt firmer down below and their libido and satisfaction rose by a third.

Talk about a might as touch.

Can astronauts masturbate in space?

While studies show that being in space can be a boner killer due to lack of gravity and simply being in a different atmosphere,

astronaut Michael Malaine said on his space mission, he would sometimes have a boner that could have drilled through kryptonite.

When Ron Garrett was asked about erections while floating around, he said,

I know nothing that happens to the human body on earth that can't happen in space.

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