Hall Of Shamers

The Brilliant Idiots

Comedy

4.6 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week on The Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz are back in peak form, turning everyday chaos into comedy and truth bombs. The crew kicks things off talking snowstorms, suburban life, and why kids are missing out on the easiest money hustle ever: shoveling driveways. From there, things spiral fast, nail salons, tipping paranoia, pedicures, manicures, and accidentally offending everyone without trying. Things get serious when the guys discuss Ray J’s health scare, stress, overstimulation, screen time, and how modern life might actually be killing us. Charlamagne breaks down why peace now feels uncomfortable, while the crew talks parenting, relationships, post-baby intimacy, and why date nights actually matter. Then it’s straight sports outrage as Charlamagne goes off about Bill Belichick not being a first-ballot Hall of Famer, calling it one of the biggest injustices in NFL history. Tom Brady, legacy debates, cheating scandals, and personal vendettas all get dragged into the conversation. The episode closes on a heavy but necessary discussion around police violence, ICE, constitutional rights, and authoritarianism, reacting to a disturbing Minnesota incident and the government’s response. It’s raw, emotional, and exactly the kind of uncomfortable conversation Brilliant Idiots fans expect. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Pre Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zt3hy9x9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.
0:04.6	Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy, customizable themes that let you build your brand,
0:11.9	marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.
0:16.7	From startups to scaleups, online-person, and on the go.
0:23.0	Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.
0:27.4	Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.
0:30.0	Packages by Expedia.
0:34.7	You were made to occasionally take the hard route to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
0:54.8	We were made to easily bundle your trip. Expedia, made to travel. Flight inclusive packages are at all protected. Yep, Shalameenegad God. Andrew Shoe. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Hesekiah Walker, you survived the blizzard. I survived the blizzard, bro. Man, how did you feel to survive the blizzard, man?
0:56.8	Both your kids first blizzard. Yeah, I mean, no, we only took one out. No, and Shiloh, Shiloh, was on the snow before. I was about to say, the one you took out, I thought would have been Shiloh. You took to what you mean? Well, you said both survived.
1:08.7	I assume you thought that we took him to the park or something.
1:10.8	Yeah.
1:11.5	Yeah, we took one to the park.
1:12.6	She was there for like five minutes.
1:13.8	She was like, you know, take me home.
1:14.7	No, I'm talking. Well, you said both survived. I assume you thought that we took him to the park or something.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.5	Yeah, we took one to the park.
1:25.7	She was there for like five minutes. She was like, you know, take me home. Nah, too fucking cold. It was great. Nobody got time for that shit. Was your whole house? Because you have like a house with land and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Do you still live in Jersey? Yeah. Wow What you mean
1:27.9	Do I still live in Jersey
1:29.3	Where are you moving, bro?
1:30.2	I'm not moving nowhere
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Brilliant Idiots, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Brilliant Idiots and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.