Halfway to Heaven | This Past Weekend #267

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Theo is back from Hawaiii and talks about the Coronavirus, losing your hair young, and listeners ideas of heaven.

Upload Video Questions for Glenn “Big Baby” Davis http://bit.ly/GlenDavis_Questions Upload Video Questions for Bert Kreischer http://bit.ly/BertKreischer_Questions Theo is back from Hawaiii and talks about the Coronavirus, losing your hair young, and listeners ideas of heaven. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Betterhelp Visit https://Betterhelp.com/Theo to receive 10% off your first month Blue Chew Visit https://BlueChew.com and use promo code THEO to try for free with just $5 shipping ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro “Celebrate” - Spencer Jacob http://bit.ly/Celebrate_SpencerJacob Outro “Drunk Outdoors” - North Mississippi Allstars http://bit.ly/DrunkOutdoors_NorthMississippiAllstars ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Mcminn Alex Person Alex Petralia Amy Love Andrew Valish Anthony Holcombe April Schultze Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Brandon Woolsey Brian meek Chad Kleier Christopher Becking Christopher Burton Cody Anderson Cody Kenyon Crystal David Christopher Dentist the menace Dionne Enoch Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeremy Weiner Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joey Piemonte Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Kyle Baker Kyle McGreevy Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields LJ Logan Yakemchuk Madeline Matthews Matt Nichols Megan Price Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Miles Sadler Mona McCune myinitialsareOKbutimnot Nicholas Leach Nick Roma Noah Bissell Passenger Shaming Qie Jenkins Raye Vella Roxy Deputy Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Scott Turnbull Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Tanner Marvel Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Oh, I don't know, okay, I am here and you are here.
0:16.2	And today's episode is brought to you by Greyblock Pizza.
0:20.4	And Greyblock Pizza is a special pizza establishment, the kind of place where you get there.
0:27.3	Oh, you're going to have a good time.
0:30.1	It's at 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles on the way to the beach, Greyblock Pizza.
0:36.1	Get that hitter.
0:40.1	It's getting real, it's getting real out there, isn't it?
0:46.8	Some lady at the market was yelling, if you keep your sunglasses on, it can't get in
0:56.3	through your eyes.
0:59.5	And people are like, look bitch, chill out, okay?
1:07.1	I'm trying to get the last peach over here.
1:11.4	And she's, if you keep your sunglasses on, it can't get in through your eyes.
1:20.8	And I'm trying to maybe get, I'm trying to figure out how to make a dinner when all they
1:25.3	got left in the store is two bottles of sparkling water, you know, some parier and a box
1:34.5	of jujuff fruits.
1:37.4	I'm trying to figure out, okay, I cannot, you know, finesse that enough to trick the kids
1:43.9	and thinking this is some kind of gum drop soup or something.
1:47.9	And this bitch is in the, if you can't get your sunglasses on, the virus can't get in
1:55.2	through your eyes.
2:00.0	So we wanted it all and we, we got it, and this is it.
2:09.5	And let's make the most of it.
2:15.5	This is Spencer Jacob Grouw with Celebrate.
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