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official partner of the Premier League. All right, you guys, happy Monday. As you know, the Super Bowl was last night.

And look, this is what the kids are terming goyslop. What that means is that you

were supposed to pick a side. Pick aside. Whose side are you on? Were you team bad bunny? If so,

you're supposed to come out in a way hating the racist right. Maybe you were a team turning

point USA. Did you oblige and turn off your television sets, open your laptops,

and watch the alternative halftime performance, which the word on the street is, if you did not

enjoy it, if you did not enjoy every moment of it, then it's because you don't love Jesus. Of course.

Of course, every single time. That's the new turning point talking point.

So, welcome back to Candace.

Okay, so you guys can actually check the records on this one. I am not, nor have I ever been a conservative stereotype when it comes to the Super Bowl halftime performance. I feel like it's a bit of a fad now on the right. You watch the Super Bowl for the sole purpose of complaining about the halftime performance and why it didn't live up to what you think that it should be.

I notoriously defended Rihanna back in 2023 when she was literally just wearing red

and conservatives made it seem like she was trying to channel the devil.

She was actually pregnant and wasn't even moving around that much.

I'm also a Shakira Stan, so I thought her and JLo had a fun half-time performance.

I'm not really one of these people who are naturally averse to culture. I also like and listen to

Spanish music, as you guys know, Mark Anthony. That's why I had to come out for my boy when they were saying

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