Halftime Showtime!
Tactful Pettiness with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
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4.8 • 586 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Beyonce. Bruno. Gaga. JLo & Shakira. Dre & Snoop. Kendrick. The choreo. The costumes. The set design. The musical catalogs! Cody, Andrew, & Ren cover every hit and miss from the Super Bowl halftime show in the post-Madonna era!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, world. My name is Andrew Chappelle. |
| 0:04.5 | And my name's Cody Wigsby. |
| 0:05.8 | And if you are wearing the sumptuous fragrance portrait of a lady, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness. |
| 0:15.0 | That leading has nothing to do with the episode. |
| 0:17.5 | We're talking about Super Bowl performances today. |
| 0:24.0 | But on the way here, Andrew, |
| 0:33.6 | like a mad person, smelled Portrait of a Lady and was asking patrons of the MTA if it was them wearing Portrait of a Lady. Here's the thing. If you wear the fragrance portrait of a lady, you know what I'm talking about. This is an elite fragrance. This is a, this is not a fragrance. Who in your life wore a portrait of a lady that you're so? So my friend Morgan, who I think you know Morgan actually. Maybe. Yeah, Morgan, my friend who she married a guy, and now she lives in England. She's rich, got it. Okay, going to go. She's been wearing portrait of lady ever since I've known her. And she's one of my best friends. I grew up with her sister. And so I just know portrait of a lady really well. Yeah, but you don't need to ask strangers if they're wearing it. Well, here is why I did this, because women who wear |
| 1:15.4 | Portrait of a Lady are very proud of wearing the fragrance portrait of a lady. And there have |
| 1:19.6 | been three times, one, two, three, count them three times in the wild where I have smelled |
| 1:24.5 | portrait of a lady and said, oh my my god are you wearing portrait of a lady |
| 1:28.1 | and the woman is so taken aback at how adept my my scent my nose is my nose and there was one time |
| 1:36.9 | I was walking down the street and I was walking behind a woman and I was in a trail of portrait |
| 1:41.8 | of a lady I've already dissociated Andrew the bit The bit is over. All right. Let's move on. Let's move on. Today we're talking about Super Bowl half shows. I'm disassociated. Half time shows. Listen, there's going to be a, I know one of our listeners were a portrait of a lady. Anyway, we're doing, because the Super Bowl is upon us. and Bad Bunny is about to do his performance. Now, I want everyone to know that we're pre-recording this before the Super Bowl and before we know who's in the Super Bowl. This is true. As is a call back to a previous episode where Andrew thought we already knew who was going to be in the Super Bowl. I still don't even know when it is. Well, while we're here, why don't you name some teams you think will be there, Andrew? |
| 2:20.0 | That'll be good for the listeners. Why don't you give your predictions? Green Bay Packers. They've played the Super Bowl before. I know that the Kansas City Chiefs are already out. They've been out. The Raiders, that's a football team. So now we're naming football teams. |
| 2:32.6 | The Jets are out. |
| 2:34.4 | Yeah, literally I'm just naming football teams. |
| 2:36.0 | I don't know. |
| 2:36.6 | I have no idea. |
| 2:37.2 | I don't listen a football team. So now we're naming football teams. The Jets are out. |
| 2:36.0 | Yeah, literally I'm just naming football teams. I don't know. |
| 2:36.5 | I have no idea. |
| 2:37.2 | I don't listen. |
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