Halftime Hunks & Hail Marys
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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We break down our favorite moments, questionable ads, top-tier snacks, and, of course, our very real man crush on Ricky Martin. Consider this your fun, messy post-game recap with a side of pop culture chaos.
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:28.3 | Cannot resist a resee cup and Layton we're in the car and he goes mom. Aren't you on a diet? I go I am but it's all in moderation Layton it's all about the moderation and then he goes but you probably shouldn't be eating that and I go I shouldn't but I've been running around all day and I just want to sit here and don't you want to eat a guilt free So him like guilty. You know what I do. |
| 0:29.3 | What are you ruining this? You probably shouldn't be eating that. And I go, I shouldn't, but I've been running around all day and I just want to sit here. |
| 0:26.1 | And don't you want to eat a guilt free? |
| 0:27.4 | So him like guilty. |
| 0:28.4 | You like, dude, what are you ruining this for? |
| 0:30.2 | Yeah, and I, and then it made me feel bad. And I was like, I got the small pack. I was, you know, we're just two. Cause now you feel like sick. Oh yeah. big big cups like a big gold sponge bag big guy |
| 0:47.9 | Hey guys, episode 217. So we know who won the Super Bowl. I didn't like the Super Bowl. I was boring. A lot of people are saying that. The best part was the guy streaking. I didn't notice that during the game. I saw it later. I didn't really show it. |
| 1:05.2 | I saw it more so on Instagram and I thought it was funny because they put music to it. Yeah, you took a shirt off and was just running. I thought that's I wonder if you could bet on that. Oh, maybe like in Vegas. Yeah, there's a new betting app. I forget what it's called, but everyone's talking about it. It's not like draft Kings and stuff. It's kind of like a marketplace where you could, you put out a bat so you could say, |
| 1:28.0 | so the spread for the Super Bowl was four and a half points. And if you don't understand betting, that means when the game starts, the Patriots were up four and a half to zero. So whatever the score is, you just had four and a half and that's a total. Fortunately, if you bet the Patriots yesterday, with the points you would have lost. So you took the Seahawks minus 4.5 and they won by a lot. |
| 1:48.7 | So you would have lost. |
| 1:45.0 | So you took the Seahawks minus four and a half and they won by a lot. So you would have covered that spread. Anyways, my point is, is that there's a marketplace now where you could bet and say, you know what, I think Seattle's gonna win by 10 and put a bet down and someone in the marketplace could take that bet at plus-eyed. So you're not just betting against like the casino or an app, you're betting against a marketplace. |
| 2:09.0 | So you could bet on anything. What color the gate rate is all this different things. So I'm sure you could bet is there going to be a streaker and the odds are probably high. But my question is that guy was wearing like a logo, like a dot com, something to advertising something. What if he bet on himself |
| 2:25.3 | and he's like, I'll bet 25 grand, there's going to be a streaker and he's the streaker. Oh, and then he wins. Then he wins. So he pays for his bail, you know, but he wins a little money and he also gets the advertisement. That's the only thing I was in my head. I'm not saying that's what happened. I don't know how he got through security. I was wondering And that's like the Super Bowl. |
| 2:45.1 | I know. |
| 2:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:46.8 | And to run on the field. |
| 2:47.8 | But I just thought that was, I thought that was funny. |
| 2:49.8 | But. I'm not saying that's what happened. I don't know how he got through security. I was wondering that that's for the Super Bowl. |
| 2:45.1 | I know. |
| 2:46.1 | And to run on the field, but I just thought that was, I thought that was funny. But the Seahawks one, I was just, I think I'm just bitter because I wish it was the Broncos. I think it would have made it more exciting. I have no ties with anything with Seattle or the Patriots. So I don't know anybody and any, I mean your buddies are all Boston and they love the |
| 3:07.1 | patriots but I don't know anybody and any. I mean, your buddies are all Boston |
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