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The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

“Half Pipe Lip”

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Comedy, Secrets, Relationship, Advice, Society & Culture

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week Moshe and Natasha are coming to you audio-only because Natasha may or may not have had upper bleph surgery, and Moshe is fresh off his three word line on a hit show that just swept the Emmys. They discuss keeping vs. throwing things away (does anyone really need three roombas before responding to some written advice questions from you including: keeping the dog out of the bedroom during sex, in laws who keep asking for money, a partner with a very unsexy new hobby, and more!

 

Submit your deepest secrets to the Endless Honeymoon Secrets Hotline: (213) 222-8608 and ask Natasha and Moshe for relationship advice: [email protected].  


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everyone in Endless Honeymoon Land. We would like you to be on our podcast. Why did you give us a jingle?

0:07.2

Yeah, give us a ring a ding ding. Our number is 213-222-8. I'm getting horny, but we are more horny for your secrets.

0:17.8

Call that line and leave your secrets on our secrets hotline. If if you'd like to be on the pod, getting advice from us.

0:24.8

Email us, endless honeymoon pod at gmail.com.

0:27.9

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:34.7

Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon podcast.

0:42.0

No video edition, because Natasha, you've got a huge goiter on your nose.

0:45.9

Is that what was going on?

0:47.6

I've been to Switzerland and I got some work done.

0:51.8

Right.

0:52.0

Natasha got some, I would say. Bleths. Bleth surgery? Is that what it's called? Blevs? Upper Blev. Blev? It's like the eyelid, I think. Oh, because I know that you got your Bucal fat removed and you look like, do you remember be i don't know if you have the listeners remember

1:11.1

beast from beauty and the beast the television program natasha looks a lot like beast at this point

1:16.3

my friend chip pope who's very funny he said that um he was at a bar in england and this group of

1:21.6

guys came up to him and one of them was like you got turkey teeth mate what's turkey teeth

1:26.1

like you've been to turkey to get all veneers. And he just has like a nice smile. Have I ever talked to you about the time that you, I think I must have, that you sent me to your special dentist. You used to go to a strip mall dentist. Have I told this story already? A dentist. A dentist. You used to go to the street mall dentist and I had, I wanted my teeth cleaned.

1:46.5

That guy still calls me on my birthday. Well, that guy came in, I must have told this story before, but he came in and he was like, okay, well, you're gonna need to get full veneers. I go, oh yeah, I'm not interested. That's not what I mean. I'm not here for full veneers.

1:59.7

You needed a cavity felt.

2:01.7

I'm like, I'm not here for full veneers.

2:03.1

Just need a quick checkup and a teeth cleaning. He's like, yeah, but you're in the industry, you're going to need full veneers. I go, yeah, I'm not, I don't want that. He walks, he goes, okay, he walks out. I wait for 20 minutes in the office. Another lady comes in, a new lady. I've never met never met her she's like so doctor told me you're

2:18.0

looking for full veneers i go no i don't want full veneers listen i think you've told this story before but

2:22.4

it's worth repeating don't go to a dentist in a mall you have beautiful teeth honey i don't have

2:28.5

beautiful teeth it's good for character acting i i huh are you like a leading man or do you

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