meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Boogie Monster

Half-Ass Disney Conspiracies

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Kyle and Dave talk about some half-ass Disney conspiracies, why Dave doesn't like coffee and Kyle's new workout class. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone

0:07.5

you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone

0:12.5

who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend,

0:18.9

girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly getscha, it's waiting for you unbumble.

0:25.6

Right, 10,000 words on romantic literature. You can do this, except for the real-life love

0:35.7

saga interrupting your flow. Time for Samsung Galaxy Buds 2 Pro. Active noise cancellation

0:45.4

keeps you immersed in your music and in the zone. Galaxy Buds 2 Pro. Treat your ears to

0:51.2

audio as it was intended. Feel more, move more. Set Samsung Galaxy Buds 2 Pro.

0:56.9

The Boogie Monster were cow-cane in day stone.

1:02.8

Hope to see the secrecy they show up without one. State their business, then. Vanishes,

1:07.8

quickly as they appear. Are you ready for the sex girls? Not that I believe in it, but I

1:12.7

could see that, but I these guys are dumb for connoir. The Boogie Monster. Podcasting the unknown.

1:29.8

Doing it. I pressed it. You pressed the button. You pressed what button? To do it. Oh, the

1:35.9

do it button. I guess we better do it then. Both drag and ass. Yeah, man. I'm dragging so much

1:43.8

ass that I'm willingly drinking coffee. Dave don't drink no coffee. I don't like warm beverages.

1:49.4

Really? Yeah, it's just more troubled in its worth. You got to blow on it for fucking 20 minutes.

1:55.5

It's just so hot. Really? The free just as Dave take on anything Dave can't handle a hot

2:06.2

cocoa if it was present. Well, that's different. Somebody wanted to break in the van, but they had like a

2:13.4

Christmas cider. Then you'd be like, oh, just take it. Yeah. I don't need it. I never know what's

2:20.5

a order to when I go to the like I never go to a coffee place by myself, but if a friend drags

2:26.7

me there, I refuse the link. Yeah, I was like meeting coffee. Yeah. Do you just get coffee? Yeah,

2:33.5

I don't get any shit. I like some of that weird fruit fruit shit, but I don't know what it is. I

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Starburns Audio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Starburns Audio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.