Well, things are heating up on the barbecue.

And no, I'm not talking about the kind or you cook your afternoon labor weekend links.

I'm talking about the gang barbecue or the gang leader.

And what's going on in Haiti?

You know, a young couple, a white couple, a missionary couple was just murdered by gangs in Haiti.

This comes after our good man, Joe Bidden,

just had a meeting with Kenya about stabilizing Haiti. Because how are we going to get young kids to human traffic

unless we can stabilize the ports to get them out of there? Just reminding you as well that if you look at who owns the major port and facilitates the corruption, I'll let you know that he wears a very small hat.

There's a lot going on in Haiti, but there's a lot to impact there as well, including the fact that American troops were recently just critically wounded during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Plus, George Floyd is now going to be a biopic.

The man who created the Supersize Me documentary about McDonald's eating it every day and

pushed the vaccine is dead at 53 from a turbo cancer.

And we're talking about strippers.

So it's basically an average Friday night here at Nightly Offensive.

My name's Elijah Schaefer.

It is approximately 10.03 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.

And there are no black people on tonight.

And today I am actually choosing to identify as white.

So we actually started on time.

Let's start the show.

Okay. Let's start the show. All right.

Our top story today comes from NBC News.

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