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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Haitian Gangs MURDER Americans CONNECTED to US Government

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

News Commentary, Conservative, Slightly, News, Elijah, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entertainment, Facts, Channel, Schaffer, Offensive, Politics, Funny

4.9 β€’ 4.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 25 May 2024

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

The US Empire is slowly losing its grip on the world with Americans connected to a US Congressman being murdered by gangs in Haiti, US soldiers being badly wounded in the Israel v Palestine conflict, which has The Daily Show even making fun of just how bad this administration is – taking jabs at Kamala Harris. Later on, George Floyd is going to become a movie, the LGBTQ community is attacking my family again in some gross displays of perversion, the supersize me documentary filmmaker dies of ...

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0:00.0

Well, things are heating up on the barbecue, and no I'm not talking about the kind or you cook your afternoon labor weekend links.

0:08.0

I'm talking about the gang barbecue or the gang leader, and what's going on in Haiti?

0:13.3

You know, a young couple, a white couple,

0:15.8

a missionary couple was just murdered by gangs in Haiti.

0:19.2

This comes after our good man, Joe Bidden, just had a meeting with Kenya about stabilizing Haiti,

0:27.0

because how are we going to get young kids to human traffic unless we can stabilize

0:31.8

the ports to get them out of there.

0:34.0

Just reminding you as well that if you look at who owns the major port and facilitates the

0:38.1

corruption, I'll let you know that he wears a very small hat.

0:42.0

There's a lot going on in Haiti, but there's a lot to impact there as well including the fact

0:46.1

that American troops were recently just critically wounded during the Israeli

0:50.9

Palestinian conflict plus George Floyd is now going to be a bi- during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

0:52.5

Plus George Floyd is now going to be a biopic.

0:55.8

The man who created the Supersize Me documentary

0:59.0

about McDonald's eating it every day

1:00.6

and pushed the vaccine is dead at 53 from a turbo cancer and we're

1:05.6

talking about strippers so it's basically an average Friday night here at

1:08.9

nightly offensive my name's Elijah Schaefer it is approximately 10.3 p.m. Eastern time in the United States

1:15.2

and there are no black people on tonight and today I am I am actually choosing to identify as white

1:20.9

So we actually started on time let's start the show All right our top story today comes from NBC News. Young American couple doing missionary

1:46.1

work are killed by gangs in Haiti. David Lloyd and his wife Natalie, the daughter of Missouri State Representative Ben Baker,

1:54.8

and a third member of their missionary group were fatally shot in the attack.

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