Hairy Glitter Hot Dogs (Lower Decks S3E9)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
When Mariner wants to gush about life on the Cerritos to a visiting reporter, everyone mistrusts her intentions and tries to shut her out of the story. But when Captain Freeman assumes the worst about her daughter’s unauthorized interview, her epic overreaction forces Mariner to choose between Starbase 80 and striking out on her own. Is nepotism still legal in some states? How are we supposed to feel about Captain Freeman? Is a bunk bed shuttle the ultimate indignity? It’s the episode that’s still looking for (and finding) glitter!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Chicago and Minneapolis, you're up next on the Sherry Remberishment Tour. |
| 0:06.0 | It's where me and Ben are giving the Greatest Gen Business to Star Trek V, the final frontier. |
| 0:11.0 | We're three shows into this point, and every single one has been a banger. |
| 0:17.0 | We're going to a bunch of cities, including some places we've never been before. |
| 0:20.0 | So come on out and have a laugh with us or at us. |
| 0:24.0 | GreatestGenTour.com has all the info that's GreatestGenTour.com for dates and ticketing info for the Sherry Remberishment Tour. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Greatest Trek. |
| 0:58.0 | It's the new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation. I'm Adam Pranika. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm Ben Harrison. You kind of messed up the intro there. It's not the new Star Trek podcast. It's a new Star Trek podcast. |
| 1:12.0 | That's right, because it's a butt joke. |
| 1:14.0 | It's a butt joke. Very subtle butt joke. |
| 1:18.0 | That's why that joke from a rest of development never really hit because it was the new Star as a license plate. |
| 1:28.0 | The fantasy license plate instead of a new start. |
| 1:31.0 | A new start. |
| 1:33.0 | And why the license plate from Seinfeld always hits because it's very literal. |
| 1:38.0 | That's right. It's the Asman. |
| 1:42.0 | We're doing an IRL today. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah, looking at each other during. |
| 1:48.0 | It said we're going to do this and the next episode of Lower Decks looking at each other during. |
| 1:56.0 | And I've been asked by our producer Wendy Pretty to remind everybody that there's going to be a special double episode or not a double episode. |
| 2:06.0 | But there's going to be a second episode this week of Greatest Trek. |
| 2:10.0 | Because we're going to drop the finale of Lower Decks day and date. |
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