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🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | That's appropriate. That's a good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stage. It kind of says who I am. All right. Good. Good to see you Sam. Let me put a hold on. Speak of view. They're gallery view. I learned good shape. Yeah. And we got um. |
0:26.7 | Erie. She fear is coming in in just a bit right now. He's doing something. I don't know exactly what it is. They should call him Harry. She fear he's grown his beard and hair. It's crazy. |
0:37.4 | As he comes in. Let me grab that one. All right. It's yours, Chef. Yeah. Yeah. I'll hammer it. Believe me. I'll do it. I don't doubt. Um, so what's up, Sam? Who's got music going? |
0:47.4 | I don't know. Who is it? Is that me? Oh, shit. That was cold. Play. I'm sorry, dude. That's I don't even like cold play. That's a fucked up thing. I wish I was playing a good song. I'm all right. I mean, I just got back to New York. |
1:00.3 | You're in the that's your apartment. That's pretty fucking amazing. Oh no, it's fake chip. It's all it's I lined it up for the show. Oh, that's fucking why would you do that? Hold on. Let me get a cool one. Hold on a second. That's two. God. You can't out cool me. Hold on. You want to see my actual apartment? Yeah. |
1:17.1 | All right. Hold on. Let me get it. I really thought that was real. That's a good back a drop. This is my this is my actual apartment. Hold on. There we go. Oh, yeah. |
1:26.1 | Oh, my God. All right. Cool. I'm in Jeffery upstead. Please. Just ordered two shells from Wayfair. |
1:37.5 | I'm not a second. All right. There we go. That's cool. Right there. Go. You know, it's funny. I got a conversation. I got a coffee maker from Wayfair that in a park. It didn't work. And I was like, I got off easy. |
1:50.3 | And he's like a little fucking a little dead fetus in there. Anything. Hold on. |
1:55.8 | God damn it. Something's not working with my green screen. What is it? It's your lighting. It's not keen out. |
2:01.4 | I'm proud. Hold on a second. Let me fix it. There you go. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Sure. That's good. You're going to have a little discussion about some other cut. Yeah. Look, there's toilets over there. This is a pretty cool one. Hey, Sam, you want to send me that picture? So we have the same background. People will break the internet. I love when people say that. Don't you? I'm going to break the internet. Oh, great. Hopefully. |
2:31.4 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That means that we'll do the same one. It'll be the talk of the town. Believe me. The fucking comics. I'll be the same background. |
2:42.3 | You think that's what people will talk about? Oh, yeah. The buzz. We're going to start. Yeah. That's nice. Where's that from? The buzz? No, the, uh, the picture. I just looked, you know, I just looked for a nicer place in mine. I just |
2:58.0 | Nice cabin. I just wrote log cabin. And there's a good. Yeah. It's really nice. Hold on. Log cabin. All right. Hold on. So winter scene out the window. So it's not like timely. But, uh, no, it's got to be snowing somewhere. Oh, yeah. It is. It feels restful. Let me trip. I'm going to text it to you. Hold on. Yeah. Hold on. I don't know how to do it from the tech. Oh, I got one. Now you don't need till I'm good. I got one. Perfect. Hold on a second. We're going to start in just a second. This is going to be fucking epic. And hold on. |
3:28.0 | Larry is sometimes the visual gags really get people. All right. Let's see. All right. Here we go. They're going to think we're in the same fucking place. It's going to be crazy. What are you label yours? |
3:46.0 | I wrote log cabin. Okay. I put else very good. I'm creative, man. All right. It's fucking said log cabin. I was like, oh, fucking said. Crazy. |
3:56.9 | Let's see. You know, choose virtual background. Sorry to people. We'll cut this part out. No one's going to. Of course. So Sam, I've been seeing you in a long time. What are you doing? |
4:05.9 | I'm back in New York. I was, you know, I was in a new relationship and I figured she deserved a break from me. So I'd come back here. Oh, there we go. I like that. Nice. That's not nice. |
4:17.9 | I figured I would, I would quarantine in a studio apartment for 14 days. That sounded like a lot of fun. So here I am. |
4:25.9 | I was coming back. Yeah. Why do you? Well, LA's even worse than New York. If you want to talk about people in the back. But yeah, exactly. |
4:32.9 | For God. I just fucking, you know, I was there for like five months. I'm in New York. It's tough. Even, you know, it just figured I give her a break. Man, it's fucking. |
4:42.9 | LA's a disaster. Like, what am I going to? What do you can't take a walk in LA? I can't drive. What the fuck? New York isn't a cup of tea either. No, no. But before some reason, like New York, I take a walk. |
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