HAIRCUTS
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Jen talks about getting her haircut again at a new place - and talking trash about the old place, why it’s rude to ask someone to read your script, doing a TV game show during Covid-19, and the thrill of handshakes being canceled.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun the Jen Kirkman podcast episode three |
| 0:44.9 | Hang on 355 |
| 0:48.8 | Coming at you in this last week of September I am Jen Kirkman |
| 0:53.0 | I am a comedian. I have two Netflix specials. I'm in a dielone and I feel fine and just keep living |
| 0:58.5 | I also am an author of two books |
| 1:03.1 | I'm too lazy to say the names just look it up on Amazon. Oh |
| 1:07.2 | My god, that's so corporate. I'll look it up with the book deposit |
| 1:15.8 | Look it up where JFK was killed. All right, listen to me |
| 1:19.7 | This is my podcast. This is not a stand-up special. So you are not gonna hear jokes |
| 1:23.9 | I am not interviewing people. This is just me |
| 1:27.0 | Talking about what's been going on in my life in my head in the world |
| 1:32.6 | It's as boring as all the other podcasts and that's what I want to give you people is some free |
| 1:40.7 | Entertainment where someone's just talking to you and you're like, oh kind of listen when I do my dishes |
| 1:46.6 | I like her. I like this girl |
| 1:50.2 | That's you getting into this podcast |
| 1:52.6 | There is also a patreon version |
| 1:57.8 | Where you can see the video version of it. I've got a nice fluorescent sign that says no fun |
| 2:02.9 | Why wouldn't you pay five bucks months to look at that? I call the video version is almost like a I don't know |
| 2:10.8 | It's almost like getting an hour of a loose stand-up special every week and in the video version |
| 2:15.5 | I do a little more material up front a little more talking up front |
| 2:20.0 | I've already been talking to the patreon people on video before I hit record and before you heard me say episode three |
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