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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
When Captain Pike gets called back from Montana to rescue Number One, the mission goes from undercover prison break to very persuasive Powerpoint presentation after Spock’s loaf wears off. But as the Entrepreneur’s new crew settles in for a season of space exploration, Pike sees visions of his future in every reflective panel on the ship. Is the Vulcan bra unnecessarily complex? Are shipwide comms the best part about being a Starfleet captain? Was Archer insulted by having a single-nacelle ship named after him? It’s the episode with million-dollar grays!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Adam Brannica here for Greatest Gen, on tour right now with the Share Your Embarrassed |
| 0:07.0 | Mature. |
| 0:08.0 | Greatest Generation, Comedy Star Trek Podcast Specialists, powered by the Tequila Soda |
| 0:13.7 | Consumed Backstage, Activated by the FOD's are mostly close to sold out shows, its powerful |
| 0:20.4 | genre comedy that has audiences laughing from coast to coast. |
| 0:25.0 | Its Star Trek actor and crew people have proved and its safe for FOD's over 21, use a take |
| 0:31.6 | into a Greatest Gen show on a boring night, a night you have nothing else to do, a night |
| 0:37.5 | you need a break from your loved ones, a night you really need a drink, a night you want |
| 0:42.5 | to meet FOD's, Ben will even get wine stains out of your favorite white carpeting. |
| 0:48.1 | Don't have a night? |
| 0:49.6 | Have a Greatest Gen night, because Greatest Gen live shows are 10 times as powerful as |
| 0:54.5 | a night not leaving the house, the longer you're at a show, the easier it is to laugh. |
| 1:00.0 | It'll lighten your mood and get rid of your toughest on-wee. |
| 1:03.7 | When your non-live Star Trek Podcast entertainment just isn't enough, try the Share Your Embarrassement |
| 1:09.0 | tour, Tickets on sale now for Boston, Brooklyn, Philadelphia and Washington DC. |
| 1:15.8 | Go to GreatestGenTour.com to get your ticket, buy your ticket in the next 20 minutes and |
| 1:21.1 | you'll have a ticket to a Great Greatest Gen live show. |
| 1:24.0 | But you have to buy now, that's GreatestGenTour.com for dates and ticket info, for the Share Your |
| 1:29.7 | Embarrassement tour. |
| 1:51.1 | Welcome to The Greatest Discovery, it's a new Star Trek Podcast from the Makers of |
| 1:57.5 | The Greatest Generation, I'm Adam Pranika. |
| 2:00.1 | I'm Ben Harrison, hey happy birthday buddy. |
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