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So whether you'll revisit in your favorite or watching the latest, just search the Teen Commandments on YouTube. This episode of Teen Commandments, it does contain a bit of fruity language, don't it, Claire? It's just a little bit fruity. It's just a little bit fruity, so keep the kids' ears away. Hello, Claire Hamilton. Hello, Sarah Cork. And hello, lovely people. Welcome to Teen

Commandments, the show where we try to untangle the often complicated brains of our teenagers.

Hello, Claire, my darling, are you okay? I am very well, thank you. How are you? I'm good,

but it's a big day today. My son's turned 18. I know. It's so cool. And where has it gone? Where has all this time gone as well? I can't believe it. Seems like two minutes ago that like he was, he dribbled a lot. He won't mind me saying that. He used to wear, we used to pop a bib on him the whole time because he was so like dribbly as he just walked her own. He stopped that. No,, he's 18 obviously. He's very handsome and lovely. He's a man. And we were joking last night just about, he was obsessed with this dressing up outfit as a fireman. But he wasn't bothered about wearing the top half. He just used to wear the bottom half, which were these plastic trousers. And he basically looked like a bin man. It looked like he dressed as a bin man for about a year when he was three. And just all these little memories. And now he's big. And I did the classic, well, he was on the other side of the bathroom door. And I was like, do you feel any different? Knocking on the bathroom. No. Go away. So yeah, it's...

You have a man. Got a minute. And obviously I did the joke last night when you arrived, didn't I? It's moving out tomorrow. No, he's a grown-up. By the way, if you want to say hello, we love it. Hello at team commandments.comod. You leave comments wherever you listen to the pod if it's on Spotify or Apple Pods or whatever. and obviously on YouTube,

Hello, Lovely People.

I struggled to find a the part if it's on Spotify or Apple Pods or whatever. And obviously on YouTube, hello,

lovely people. I struggled to find a card for him because do you remember probably like 10 years

ago, you'd go into a card shop and if they were like a sort of quite cool card shop, they started

to put swear words on greetings cards.

Do you remember?

It became a thing.

It became a new thing.

It was a new thing.

There'd be one or two in there and you'd be like, oh, that's new.

No, it's totally flipped in this one shop that I got to on Regent Street near work

where they're like, you can barely find a card that doesn't

have like happy birthday you wanker on it like they're all like that or they're like big tits or something

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