“Hair, but A.I.”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Joel reveals his second piece of life-changing “I can’t believe this hasn’t been invented yet” technology - he’s onto a winner with this one. Hannah also reminds him of the time they had to take Wilde to work with them. Tricky for any parent - especially when the workplace is a festival, Mum’s got a speech on childcare to do (ironic), and Dad’s been sprung with a main-stage comedy performance.

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0:00.0	Shout out to the savvy ones across the UK.
0:02.3	Who? Me?
0:03.2	Yeah, you.
0:04.1	The ones who know a good deal when they see one.
0:06.6	Like the drivers, belting out a classic power ballad on their journey.
0:10.0	That's why I love you.
0:11.4	And the ones hoovering and hitting those high notes.
0:13.3	We love you.
0:15.5	All sing to the tune of 50 pounds off hotels or flights.
0:18.5	When you buy car or home insurance with...
0:20.3	Now that's savvy.
0:23.8	Voucher issued after sale confirmed. Select providers. Claim within 90 days.
0:27.4	18 plus years only. Forties and sees visit go.compaire.
0:30.0	Okay, done. Move that. And...
0:33.4	Oh, new ways to invest.
0:36.1	Okay.
0:37.1	Full proof guaranteed returns.
0:40.3	Invest today.
0:41.6	All right, I think I will.
0:46.1	Way before you seal the deal.
0:49.6	Check if it's real.
0:51.0	And if a company's authorized by the FCA.
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