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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Are you ready for this?
0:01.0	I don't know.
0:02.0	Oh no.
0:03.0	Oh no, dude, no!
0:04.0	Welcome in everybody, episode 146.
0:19.0	Get in here, ladies and gentlemen, John Chris.
0:21.6	No guest today, but a stacked episode.
0:24.6	We had a guest, and they said, do we got too much?
0:26.6	That's right.
0:27.6	The internet has sent us to Trump wanted to come on.
0:28.6	Yeah, I go, we can't.
0:29.6	You said the internet can't wait.
0:31.6	Not, can we get him next week.
0:33.6	Right. week. We'll be happy to hear his whatever, but we can get them next week. Yeah. Welcome in, everybody. Unbelievably, have we had a guest episodes recently?
0:42.2	Yeah, we had, uh, maybe last two or just one. We had Nate Smith the other day. Yeah,
0:45.1	Nate Smith came through. Yeah. Awesome chat with him. Uh, back in, baby, we got a stacked
0:50.0	episode. A bunch of y'all sent us your, uh page yeah a bunch of people sent i mean i probably got
0:56.1	thousands of them and we got we got we got a bunch of them that we're going to review not a bunch
1:00.5	we'll just do a five at the end we're we're building this in a way too that i really like where i
1:05.1	haven't seen anything haven't seen it okay so you just bring it in and then it's like, all right, cool, let's run with it. And we did, and we kind of did it. It's not a, it's not a, it's not a, but it's a little bit of
1:15.7	life advice. A little bit. Where, you know, you play your cards will tell you where you need to go in
1:21.0	life because that's what people come to us for. We're just reading tea leaves. Help us. Yeah. But we're Christians. But we don't believe in tarot cards.
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